Wet Dreams 1 (DVD)

Ferran Griego imagines hunky Buddy Jones stripping and drinking milk and getting it all over himself while he cums. Buddy looks leaner here than usual -- and while he's still fantastic, we kind of liked him a little fleshier. He still has that humongous dick, though. He also seems to have more of his natural body hair than in earlier appearances. He puts a lot into his performance -- he has a cute, boyish voice and his sex-talk is somehow more convincing and engaging than the usual performer's.

In the first full-fledged sex scene, Buddy is accosted by hunky, hard-bodied, blond German sailor Hans Hintern as he packs up his "instrument" after a performance. They speak the universal language even while their sex-talk is in both English and German. (We're learning lots of new German dirty words, what with this video and the Cazzo vids.)

While Buddy's fucking Hans's tight round ass, beefy janitor Marc Fortier shows up. Marc is a huge bodybuilder-ish type, who jacks off watching Hans bounce on Buddy's big one before joining the action himself. Marc is a dark and exotic-looking with lots of short-cropped body hair covering his hard muscles. His dick is huge, too -- only slightly smaller than Buddy's. Hans is the only bottom in this scene. (Too bad -- we'd have loved to have seen macho Marc take Buddy's big schlong.) But Hans bottoms for both and they all have sex in various positions.

Poor Ferran is lonely. He muses on how everyone has a place to go, except him. Poor thing. You'd think he could at least afford a buckle to fasten that side of his overalls that keeps falling down. Anyhow, this is our entree into the next scene, where Serge des Marais, a stunning, French-speaking brunet, is videotaping Bjorn regular Alexei Gromoff and muscular Istvan Turani as they wrestle around in an expensive-looking parlor. They look like they're trying to do that Brazilian martial art that involves all those cartwheels and acrobatics. Of course, Serge is buck-naked with a hardon, and his Eastern European models somehow understand his French instructions without speaking French themselves.

Meanwhile, outside the house, wandering German sailors Erich Rieger and Johann Hofmann show up. Erich takes a leak. This display of macho masculinity leads Johann to blow him, despite the fact that they're in some stranger's front yard. They're soon discovered by the guys inside, who invite them in. It's an orgy! Later, Ferran is invited in as well. It looks like he's finally found his own "place to go." Istvan, like Marc Fortier, is another major Bjorn discovery of the beefy kind. Hugely built with smooth, hard muscles, a beautiful face, and a nice cock -- what more could you ask for? Erich sports lots of black body hair and is a little older than the average Bjorn model -- he looks like he's about forty. Ferran, our protagonist, has some clipped body hair and a tight body with a thick, but not especially long dick. His face is not classically handsome, but he has a kind of masculine sexiness that's enhanced by his obvious enthusiasm. The variety of men only adds to the sexiness of the scene.

The two Germans are brought in and fucked -- you mean THAT'S their PUNISHMENT? Geesh, we have to start peeing in front yards more often. During the course of the scene, Erich, Johann and Alexei bottom, and Istvan, Alexei, Serge, Erich and Ferran top. Especially notable is Ferran's teasing, sexy fuck of Alexei. By the end of the scene, cum flies everywhere.

Jorge Martinez and Miguel Leon drive their fancy BMW roadster into an equally fancy driveway of a monstrous mansion. They decide the car needs a wash, so, of course, they have to strip to their underwear. Sudsy play ensues, but when they get down to full body contact, the car is miraculously dry again (where's the continuity guy when you need him?). You'll all remember Jorge from "Hot Times in Little Havana." He's tall with a huge, fat, downward-curving dick, which Miguel sucks right down to the root. They're observed by Francisco Magnani, who popped in through their security gate as the car passed through. Of course he's spotted, and, this being pornland, is invited to join in the fun. Highlights include Francisco getting a double cum-bath as both men fire at once on his chest, and big-dicked Jorge getting fucked by Miguel over the car while his giant dick stays hard. Miguel is even better later on as a bottom, as his ass moves back to take more of Jorge's meat and he wiggles and grabs Jorge to get a more vigorous fuck. The cum is especially copious throughout this scene.

In the last scene, Ferran continues his depressed musing out on the beach as he watches three studs frolicking in the water and wishes he could be happy and in love like them. Seems to us like he's reading a lot into the situation, but that happens when you're depressed. We'll see more of these three hunks later, but first ... Ferran spies Buddy pulling up in his big motorboat. He quickly strips to his 2Xist undies and swims out. WAY out. Suddenly he's breast-stroking up to the boat and the shoreline is about two miles away. Quite an athletic feat. But at last ... he's making it with the much-longed-for Buddy. They have sex on the boat and in the water, including an underwater cum-shot from Buddy clearly filmed in a swimming pool somewhere, and lots of dreamlike underwater swimming sequences. Hey, suddenly they ARE in a pool! When they go inside the big house, the fucking begins, and Ferran's fucking of Buddy is probably the highlight of the video. It's not only that their bodies are intertwined and they seem to be really turned on; it's that their sex-talk, driven largely by Buddy, is sexy and convincing. We especially love Buddy's whimpering little half-sob, half-chuckle by which he expresses his pleasure. The whole scene is highly sensuous, certainly one of Bjorn's best. Especially notable is Ferran's pile-driving of Buddy while pressed full-length against his back, and seeing Buddy's giant dick fully hard while Ferran fucks him on his side. Buddy also shoots a big load into his own mouth and gobbles it down at one point. But after Ferran's spectacular final cum-shot, Ferran awakens on the beach.

Oh no! It was just another dream. Poor little Ferran!

The DVD version includes an easy-to-navigate menu (with a generous breakdown of chapters) and a slide-show gallery of stills from the production with a director's commentary (which can be easily turned on or off and is synchronized as a sound overlay throughout the slide-show presentation).

A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***

Starring Buddy Jones, Hans Hintern, Marc Fortier, Ferran Griego, Istvan Turani, Erich Rieger, Johan Hofmann, Alexei Gromoff, Serge Des Marais, Miguel Leon, Jorge Martinez and Francisco Magnani.

Directed by Kristen Bjorn.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding.

A Kristen Bjorn DVD