 
No little people were harmed in the making of this film. "Twink Peaks" is not a "Twin Peaks" redux or a porn spoof. As Sigmund Freud said (I'm paraphrasing here), "Sometimes a cigar is just that - a cigar." Nothing clever or cute in the title; the peaks here are the kind you ski down, the snowy landscape littered with cute Euro-bunnies frolicking in the white stuff.
Patrick, Johan and Chad are knee-deep in powder, spiritedly tussling about, making mischief with snowballs. Bored and exhausted, they head indoors. The burden of stripping out of all that snow gear is lifted when the scent of sex hits the air. I can't think of a better way to warm up than a mutual wank. These guys sprawl out across from one another and lock eyes while giving their uncut pricks slow strokes. When Patrick gets bored, he strides over to Johan and puts dick smack in his face. The ice officially broken, all three guys are free to suck and lick to their heart's content.
Chad makes the mistake of leaving his asshole exposed, and Patrick seizes the opportunity to fuck a buddy. Chad hardly seems to mind; he just picks up the pace on Johan's cock, sucking with new energy. Not one to pass on hot ass, Johan and Patrick switch up, passing conspiratorial glances over Chad's shoulders. After they've had their fill of fuckin', the horny trio line up in a row on the settee, nibbling on each other's ears, each trying to help the other get off.
After a full day of snowboarding, Johan and a buddy with a hot, tight military haircut abandon their equipment, calling it a day. Johan, a stacked, unassuming fellow responds to his friend's nasty sex glare by offering his prick for sucking. In his square-cut blue briefs, Johan's cutting quite a figure, and the other model takes his time rubbing and caressing the growing bulge in the front of Johan's drawers. All that slow and careful teasing is rewarded by several inches of throbbin' cock, which is expertly serviced. Johan places the flat palm of his hand on the back of his buddy's head, offering firm encouragement. With barely a moment for the viewer to catch his breath, the boys quickly transition and start the fucking. I wouldn't have pegged Johan for a bottom, but there he is, getting sweetly cornholed. He even manages a hearty grin in between groans and pants. It's only when the lad with the sexy buzz-cut leans back onto his haunches, on the brink of blowing his load, can we fully appreciate just how beautifully sculpted this man's body is.
Placed between the second and third vignette is a long interlude of the guys riding ski lifts, sashaying down some small hills, and wiping out in a heap of laughter. Back at the chalet, the trio indulges in more horseplay with snowballs before shucking their boots and parkas to play pool. Fire fully stoked in the background, a game of pool inevitably leads to more horseplay, and the sex that ensues becomes an erotic extension. Tossing off their designer underwear, Brock's pink puckerhole comes into view. Without so much as an oral warm-up, Joseph lines up his cock and slides it home. All that horseplay was the foreplay, and these guys get straight to the fucking. Alexander hops up on the pool table and uses Brock's mouth, getting an enthusiastic thumbs-up from Joseph. And much like the opening three-way, Brock becomes the anal centerpiece, the other two switching off when they want to hit their bottom boy from a different angle. With pool balls careening wildly, Alexander unloads, causing a spunk-filled chain reaction.
Oleg and Bryan see the falling snow as an opportunity for romance, stopping to fondle and kiss in a crisp snow bank. They'd get it on right there if they could, but have the good sense to avoid frostbitten nutsacks. Safe and snug indoors, Bryan orally nurses Oleg's blue balls by way of Oleg's stout and hearty cock. Oleg stands powerfully above Bryan, his square pecs and wrestler's build capturing the camera's eye. This is a quick interchange - one moment Bryan is giving head and the next Oleg is aggressively ramming ass. Shame this scene was such a short one; these two had some nice chemistry. All too soon, Oleg is using his thumb and forefinger to coax the cream from his dick, starting at the base and forcing every last drop out through the piss hole, and onto the floor. Bryan's orgasm is less dramatic, but no less appealing.
In the final segment, Oleg and Alexander don't want to be bothered with snow, having the good sense to stay indoors and indulge in a hot shower. Oleg sprays himself with the shower wand, turning himself on in the process. He's also giving Alexander a show, his cocky stare that of a card-carrying exhibitionist. Alexander can only resist a wet, soapy, bobbing prick for so long before he's drawn into the bath, sucking urgently. I love Oleg's cock. Something about the way it curves up and away from his hips while he squats in the tub makes it irresistible. Although no one in "Twink Peaks" has the courage to wholeheartedly rim his on-screen partner, Oleg comes the closest to tongue on hole, his face and pursed lips a few inches shy of making contact. With Alexander fully worked up into a lather, Oleg gives him what he so desperately wants, fucking him with such gusto that poor Alex grips onto the first thing he finds, a wooden bench, for support. No dummy, Alex brings himself off by opening his mouth and latching onto Oleg's perfect prick, worshipping until the taste of Oleg makes him cum.
Aside from some minor complaints about the stale interior sets that are used in all the vignettes, "Twink Peaks" makes for some cozy viewing, and is an excellent way to generate a little steam heat during inclement weather. Oleg Romanov shines brightly here and is well used in two of the scenes.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; interviews (from "Truck Stop Muscle," "Double Delights" and "Getting It at the Rave"); trailers ("Double Delights," "Scouting for Wood," "Truck Stop Muscle" and "Taggers"); behind-the-scenes footage; and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***
Starring Alexander Zorin, Brock Wilder, Bryan McCain, Chad Driver, Johan Volny, Joseph Ther, Oleg Romanov and Patrick Veselsky.
Directed by Robert Boggs.
A Pacific Sun DVD.
DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.
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