Surfboys Taken Downunder (DVD)

The sun-drenched Australian coastline is no doubt scenic, but when you add in tight, naked wet asses running down the beach, well, you pretty much have my idea of a picture postcard setting. And director Mike Esser brings some fresh-faced talent to "Surfboys Taken Downunder," particularly Rory, the dark-haired studpup whose beach explorations are the link between all the sex scenes. Mike makes the most of his seven-man cast, pairing up the studs in new combos in every scene.

Studpup Rory's seaside peregrinations first take him to a photoshoot where wiry hunk Jake Braxton is working with blond surfer-dude Josh Masters. Josh is wearing a tiny red bikini as he poses, but Jake soon convinces him to lose it and show his all in the glorious sunlight. Josh's tan, lean physique and floppy blond hair perfectly fit the mold of a beach guy, and when he and Jake romp in the surf, rolling around naked and kissing as the waves lap at their naked bodies, you've pretty much got the gay version of Deborah Kerr and Burt Lancaster (except much, much hotter). Josh and Jake then taste each other's (no doubt) salty cocks as they trade blowjobs while using a rock for support, and the way the sun glints in Josh's blond pubes (yep, the drapes match the carpet, he's all natural) is very erotic. Jake brings Josh to orgasm using his hand and his mouth, and Josh's load splashes down in his golden nether hairs.

Meanwhile, two beefy surfers, gorgeous Brandon Phillips and Christian Saint (love the nom de porn, Chris) wade out of the waves and get naked on the beach, first playfully wrestling and then getting down to the more serious business of mutual blowjobs. A wide-angle shot shows that Rory is peeping the action as the two sandy studs get it on. Rory strips down and joins them for a three-way that begins with the big dudes getting on their knees for Rory's fat uncut dick. Christian then gets spit-roasted on all-fours while Rory fucks him and he sucks Brandon. As Rory and Brandon face each other over Christian's back, they reach out to hold hands, which adds a nice touch of romance to the scene. Horny Christian gets Brandon's dick up his ass as he and Rory 69 next, and the scene ends with some great cum-shots, particularly Rory's, which erupts from his dick in huge spurts that were so amazing I had to watch it over again.

Further along the beach, Josh and Andre (a dark-haired stud who just sort of appears) have hooked up with hunky surfer Sean Armstrong. After the three romp in the water together, Sean drops to his knees and deep-throats Josh's cock, and then Sean and Josh suck face while Jake sucks their dicks in tandem. Then Rory and Christian show up, but Rory takes off, leaving the four to engage in a beachside orgy. As the sun beats down on their naked bodies, they mix it up, with Sean fucking Andre (I love the way he kneads Andre's buttcheeks while he fucking him, it's so hot) and Christian plowing Josh from behind, this time playing the top man role. Then the studs switch off and it's Christian who's slamming into Andre's fine ass. In the finale, Andre gets on his back in the sand and is anointed by three loads of white stuff that leave his tanned, sweaty torso awash with cum.

Jake the photographer is back at work next, this time his subject is sloe-eyed hottie Brandon, and the location changes from beachside to poolside. Brandon starts out wearing surfer jams, but he needs no convincing from Jake to drop them, posing in the altogether while Jake snaps away. Brandon's tempting body entices Josh (who's walking by with his surfboard) to drop his own jams and get in the picture. Josh's blond good looks are a nice contrast to Brandon's sultry dark ones, and the dudes seem to be very into one another as the scene progresses. Josh sucks Brandon's cock, and then Brandon fucks Josh missionary on the grass, with an amazingly broad landscape vista in the background. But the view can't compete with the energy these two studs create as they fuck, Brandon for his unrelenting assault on Josh's ass and Josh for being much more involved in the coupling than your garden variety bottom who just lies there and takes it. The heat builds to a boiling point, and Josh shoots his load all over his belly, then Brandon pulls out and fires off a big, wet, messy cum-shot that is a real beauty.

An outdoor shower provides the setting for the next scene, and it begins with studly hunk Sean taking a long time to rinse off the seawater and sand from his buff, hairy body. Jake, who plays the total bottom-guy for Sean, sucking his big cock and then getting it doggy-style, with Sean relentlessly pounding Jake's hairy ass as Jake strokes his own cock, then joins Sean. As Sean and Jake continue their hot monkey fuck, Rory and Chris skinny-dip in the ocean, and then, dicks flopping from thigh to thigh, wade onto shore. A quick cut, and Jake is creaming big globs that drench his hairy torso. Sean goes next, standing over Jake and blasting off, splatting cum right in Jake's eye.

Next, it's back to Chris and Rory, and Chris is giving Rory's uncut meat one hell of a thorough blowjob. Chris reclines and Rory rubs his face all over his crotch, giving a lot of attention to Christ's balls and dick, and then Rory licks Chris' dick as if it's the best ice cream cone he's ever tasted, giving it a lot of loving attention. Chris fucks Rory doggy while the waves crash in the background, and then he pulls out and shoots his load on Rory's back. Rory then stands and jerks his dick until he cums. The scene ends with the two studs back in the surf, splashing around naked.

The final scene, starring Rory and Jake, takes place in a bed of all places. Jake tastes Rory's smooth muscles from stem to stern, and then Rory shows off his superb cocksucking skills as he works on Jake. When the two get into the 69 position, the camera focuses on Jake, and he's every bit as good a cocksucker (in fact, he's so good with his mouth and hands that I almost came myself) as Rory. Both dudes show off their sexual versatility in the scene, with Jake first fucking Rory hard from behind, and then Rory slamming into Jake missionary, and they both deliver great pop-shots. Rory's is a rocket shot that flies across Jake's torso, and Jake's is almost (but not quite) out of the frame, but some of it does manage to show up in the corner of the screen.

If this romp in the Aussie surf doesn't get you singing "Waltzing Matilda," nothing will.

DVD features: Chapters; behind-the-scenes footage (interviews and such); gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Martin Cox ( http://www.ManNet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Rory, Brandon Phillips, Josh Masters, Christian Saint, Jake Braxton, Andre and Sean Armstrong.

Directed by Mike Esser.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

An Arena Entertainment/Alpha Male Home Entertainment DVD.