Serviced (VHS)

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It's not often in my task as self-appointed arbiter for the gay porn-viewing public (you're welcome) that I can unreservedly recommend a production. But in this case, I can, since "Serviced" is easily one of the best Chi Chi productions I have seen. The cast is gorgeous and hunky, the direction by LaRue is great, and the action is, well, let's just say I had to stop the disc a couple of times before I got to the end (this is where you'll have to read between the lines).

In "Serviced," Marcus Iron, who has bedroom eyes and washboard abs for days, plays the manager of an all-male body shop, where all the mechanics are hot under the coveralls, of course. I just love the blue-collar thing, don't you? There's something about a guy with grease under his foreskin -- uh, I mean, his fingernails.

The first scene finds muscular blond Dave Nelson playing hooky from work at a nearby gay watering hole. Lucky for Dave, he's the only customer in the joint and the two bartenders on duty are Spike and Chad Kennedy. Kennedy should at least get a nomination for Cocksucker of the Year for the way he handles Spike's big dick in this scene -- he takes dick worship to a whole new level, and Spike is the lucky beneficiary of his talents. Nelson watches the two from his barstool and jerks off, his pumped-up biceps flexing with every move. Nelson then drops his coveralls and takes a liking to Spike: sucking his cock with abandon and munching away at his tight hole. Nelson and Spike take turns ravaging Kennedy's hot little tail. Nelson shoots his load all over Kennedy's ass, while Spike pumps out one of his patented rocketship cum-shots all over Kennedy's face. (How do you do it Spike? Is it extra zinc in your daily vitamins or something?)

In the next scene, the impishly sexy Marcus Iron and hot real-man type Jason Branch get down to some real dirty sex, with Branch sitting on Iron's face, his dick hard as a rock, and getting a good tongue-fucking before Branch returns the favor, with Iron draped over the engine of the car Branch has been working on. Branch wets Iron's ass thoroughly and then slides his big meat into Iron's primed butthole, before delivering a long and loud orgasm.

The third, and my personal fave scene, involves two lovers, blond, tanned and muscular Gregor Yelson, and his boyfriend Cameron Fox. Fox is the guy-next-door type, but only if you live in a neighborhood where everybody has round bubble butts and big dicks (and if you do, what's that address again?). These two guys are so hot for each other it's easy to believe they are lovers. They kiss and fondle, then Yelson goes down on Fox's impressively large cock. Fox sucks Yelson and rims his ass, then side-fucks him while jerking off Yelson's uncut dick. Then, Fox slam-fucks Yelson doggy-style, and we get a prime view of Fox's pink little hole. It's enough to make you get a tongue erection.

The final scene in the flick, which is my fave (wait, I already said that, didn't I? Okay, I have two faves, then) is one really big orgy with Marcus Iron, Karl Tenner (smoothly muscled bottom guy), Nicholas Clay (great nipples), Fernando Montana (dreamy!) and Blake Harper (just plain fucking hot). Instead of giving you a play-by-play, let me just describe a few prime images: a daisy-chain of dick-sucking and butt play, Clay burying his face in Tenner's incredibly beautiful ass, Montana sucking on anything with that sexy goatee of his, Iron spearing Harper's tight ass, Tenner's uncut dick standing at full attention as he sits on Harper's dick, Harper in the middle of a chain-fuck, cumming on Iron's ass, then eating his cum out of Iron's ass crack, Montana fucking anything with his big uncut dick -- there's more, a lot more, but you get the idea.

One more note about Blake Harper's amazing performance in "Serviced," which was one of the hottest things in a very hot production: I love it when a porn actor is totally into the action and lets himself go, and that's just what Harper does. His performance is one of the many things about this flick that make it one of the highest recommendations I have ever given. Don't miss "Serviced."

A DVD Review by Martin Cox [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Karl Tenner, Gregor Yelson, Spike, Dave Nelson, Chad Kennedy, Cameron Fox, Blake Harper, Jason Branch, Marcus Iron, Nicholas Clay and Fernando Montana.

Directed by Chi Chi LaRue.

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