Ranch Hand Muscle (DVD)

This one could have been titled "When Porn Worlds Collide." Director Jett Blakk takes two conventions from the world of gay porndom, the leather dungeon and the hay-filled barn, and combines them into one rather convoluted (if hot) video fantasy. In the opening scene, brunet stud Andrew Addams and dirty blond Brett DiMineo are getting ready to do some personal exploration in a barn when ranch hand Aaron Tanner comes in and informs the two that the mean ol' banker from town is getting ready to foreclose on the ranch if they can't meet their mortgage payment. Throwing caution to the winds, the three decide that the best solution, of course, is to have a hot three-way as a last (literal) roll in the hay before losing the farm.

DiMineo and Addams immediately fall to their knees before Tanner's tanned muscles, and DiMineo lovingly licks the sweat off the stud's ridged stomach and erect nipples while Addams kisses him. Then Tanner fucks DiMineo's mouth while Addams kisses his ass. Tanner and Addams then take turns licking and sucking DiMineo's massive cock (DiMineo is one of those lithe, slender guys with an appendage like a third leg). Then Addams and Tanner put their butts together and share a double-headed dildo that DiMineo has handily lubed up for them. Tanner's taint piercing gleams in the light of the camera as the two push themselves down on the rubber dong. Tanner and Addams then get on all-fours, the dildo still buried deep, and finally in their play, Tanner gets on top and fucks Addams' ass with the dildo buried deep in his own butt. The three then get down to real dicks, and DiMineo shoves his big meat into Addams' hole, then Addams fucks Tanner, who shoots his load while getting plowed. Addams follows with his own cum-shot, then finally DiMineo cums all over Tanner's chest.

And this is where the video takes a surreal turn. Finding a door in the barn that is hidden, DiMineo opens it and goes through, only to find himself in a generic office hallway. He goes down the hallway a bit, opens another door, and finds himself on a dungeon set, where leather guys Bryan Archer and Ty Parks are already going at it while leather muscle stud Trey Rexx is screaming to be released from his metal cage. It's weird, but not weird enough to keep DiMineo from going in. Parks wraps his thick sensual lips around blond guy Archer's bite-sized dick, and then Archer sucks and rims Parks. Then Parks fucks Archer's furry butt doggy-style. Parks then hops into a sling, giving Archer access to his gorgeous butt, and Archer slides his dick in. Parks shoots a gusher load all over his abs, then Archer pulls out and jerks his dick, blowing all over Parks' balls.

Meanwhile, DiMineo is at the cage, and Rexx asks him what the hell he is doing there (since DiMineo is still outfitted in cowboy drag and everyone else is in leather -- a major fashion faux-pas!). As if to belabor the point, another leather stud comes in (Zane West), and asks DiMineo practically the same question, but DiMineo has apparently had enough of stupid questions and shuts him up, forcing his huge cock down the guy's throat. Hot salt-and-pepper-haired stud Kyle Richards joins them, and both leather studs get their mouths around cowboy DiMineo's balls and cock. Richards fucks West doggy-style while DiMineo watches, then Richards and DiMineo get on either side of West, who is kneeling between them, and take turns coating West's pecs with their cum. (DiMineo releases Rexx from the cage and he goes to the barn set, still decked out in his leather harness and tight jeans. Rexx has a very hot, muscular physique, and long, flowing blond locks of hair -- rather unusual for a leather stud, but it looks good on him.)

The centerpiece of the video, Mark Dalton, is already in the barn, and he puts on quite a show for Rexx, doing a slow striptease, first removing his shirt, and then slowly working his dick to full erection in his skin-tight jeans. Dalton flexes his biceps, which look great in his denim shirt with cut-off sleeves. In fact, if you're a denim and muscle enthusiast, this scene will definitely get your motor running. Dalton uses the jeans to tease, slowly pulling the zipper down, leaving his erection straining to one side of the fabric, and then he turns around and shows off his divine ass, molded to perfection by the tight jeans.

Dalton peels the jeans off his butt, then swivels his hips, showing off their delectable roundness. He leaves his cowboy hat and shit-kicker boots on while he teases the viewer. A quick scene change and Dalton is entirely naked, straddling a leather saddle and jerking his cock, an unforgettable sight, with his V-shaped torso, tight stomach muscles, and huge pecs flexing as he does it. Rexx watches all of this, working his own dick to full erection inside his jeans as Dalton goes through his erotic motions. Dalton leans against a wooden wagon wheel, standing and jerking, then a ladder, before climbing the ladder to a hayloft (and the camera catches his butt flexing as he climbs the steps), where he reclines and shoots a big load that splatters his torso.

In the final scene, Leo Bramm, in a business suit and glasses, arrives to take over the ranch, but Rexx has other plans for the banker. Forcing him to his knees, Rexx hauls out his meat and face-fucks Bramm, and then Rexx turns around and opens his ass for Bramm's tongue. Then Rexx sucks and rims Bramm, before putting him on all-fours and thumb-fucking him. Bramm then sits on Rexx's cock, which is rock-hard, and rides it while his own meat stays massively erect. Rexx then fucks Bramm doggy-style, slapping his balls against Bramm's tight ass. The two studs both reach climaxes while side by side, Rexx shooting a huge load that coats his torso, then Bramm following with a load that gushes out and lands on the floor.

A Video Review by Martin Cox [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Mark Dalton, Bryan Archer, Brett DiMineo, Ty Parks, Aaron Tanner, Trey Rexx, Leo Bramm, Andrew Addams, Zane West and Kyle Richards.

Directed by Jett Blakk.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A Pacific Sun DVD.