Passions of War 3: Celebration (DVD)

I knew this was going to be quite a unique film from the fact that all of the men are attired in tuxedos straight out of a 1930s movie, the kind where people put on their ruffles and hankies just to answer the door. In the third installment of "Passions of War," gone are the fatigues and outdoorsy vestments of the previous films, replaced by the best costumes a luxurious fop could find in this day and age. Firmly in place, however, is grand Eastern European sex performed by a truly gorgeous set of hunks.

The men are apparently celebrating their military victories from the previous films and their fete spares no expense. Food is lavishly laid out in an opulent lodge and while the snow falls outside, the champagne is poured and the men attend dressed in so much finery it's going to take them hours to remove all the clothing! They even make their initial appearances in vintage chauffeur-driven cars sporting top hats and tails like the guests in an Agatha Christie novel coming for the weekend to celebrate the birthday of the aged earl about to be bumped off between soup and game hen. I half expected Adolph Menjou to make the opening toast. Alas, the long-departed Adolph is nowhere to be seen as the men raise a glass to the New Year and settle in for some untranslated chitchat, trying their best to look like elegant men of the world and not horny porn stars in monkey suits.

Two of the men, however, are just that. The eyes of the always-sexually potent Lucio Maverick, shorn of his long locks, but as dark and beautiful as ever, meet those of beefcake Adonis Eric Flower. After-dinner glasses in hand (was there no etiquette maven on the set?), they find their way to each other. Eric finds a room where he can slip off all the clothing and reveal his chiseled perfection before slipping into a bubble bath. Once he's soaped up, Lucio joins him. After a moment of kissing, Lucio lets his tongue go wild in Eric's ass, licking fairly deeply between the shapely mounds. With Lucio posed against the wall like a perfect statue, Eric energetically blows him. It's a long curved thick piece and Eric handles it quite nicely. Lucio returns the blowjob, though both are more concerned with watching themselves in the mirror. Lucio resonates better fucking Eric, getting his full length into the hairless well-traveled ass on Eric. Eric's ride is a comfortable trip for both and then they watch happily in the mirror as they cum.

Lucio returns to the dining room, having pissed off one of the guys with his disappearing act, but all is forgotten when Mauricio Roselli enters, dressed as Zorro. Yup, Zorro. He does a rather intricate cape-and-rose dance that doubles as a striptease, something no veddy-veddy tasteful country party would have, but the guys love his oddly choreographed performance. Oh, and I forgot one detail: he strips to "La Bamba!" It's a good thing Mauricio is so hot, because otherwise the gang would be laughing their bowties right off as he shakes his ass and humps the floor, mixing 30s elegance with 50s pop and 80s moves.

Unbelievably, that bump-and-grind managed to get four of the guys very hot and doffed of clothing, they stand on the table and start sucking each other off. Tall stacked Fredy Costa gets blown by light-colored tattooed Jay Avedon as intense big-lipped Helmut Muller gets his thickness wetted by handsome bushy-browed Kim Walker, who is particularly doting. The guys are all on the slim side, but man, there isn't an ounce of body fat in this quartet. Kim then sucks Jay just as eagerly while Helmut sits as Fredy's cock and blows, trying his best to suck even the head of that truly massive pecker. The fucking starts with Kim doing Helmut and Jay taking it from Fredy. Fredy is a zesty top who pushes hard, while Kim is the more relaxed partnering type. Things when Kim sits on Helmut, with Helmut working hard from below, and Fredy still fucking Jay. Fredy again wins the day with that gigantic cock fitting in Jay majestically. Hefty cum-shots are sprinkled from all four.

Super luscious muscle hunk Glenn Santoro stands in front of the mirror and can't help feeling all over his smooth body and very hard cock. His mirror image clearly delights him, and it should, because he's an uncut dream. His solo work is clearly done out of true self-adoration and it's a beautiful tease. It's enough to get the still-horned-up Jay, spying him through a keyhole, to take off his clothing again and show off his lean physique to another mirror. The chain reaction of lusty solos continues with Kristoff Caine spying Jay and doing the same. Glenn is merely fascinated with his own superb body, but look what else he wrought! If only he could see Kristoff's eye-popping enormous uncut boner just a wall away. Glenn eventually cums and then Kristoff steals the show until Jay sprays big on the mirror. Kristoff pops last.

After redefining the role of a stripper, truly tall, dark and superbly handsome Mauricio cools off in the pool, his square jaw looking so hot in the gently lapping water. Master of the hounds Enrique Gardinelli (well, his red costume looks just like it) and Andreas Harris find their way into this pool area and Mauricio, apparently still on the clock, greets them with a boner. So, they strip down and begin a chain of blowjobs with Andreas on Enrique on Mauricio. Enrique gets as close to a deep-throat as anyone will here. Mauricio then earnestly fucks Enrique as Andreas watches over them. The close-ups are excellent, showing Mauricio really plowing through Enrique's tight ass. Mauricio sizzled with a hip-grinding fuck into Andreas, who slowly and carefully blows Enrique. Mauricio is quite a fiery powerhouse. Very cute Enrique puts Andreas perpendicular so he can fuck him downwards. It's at this point that Julio Carrillo stumbles into the room and takes himself in hand rather than joining the fuck party. Certainly this youthful brunet with the small pencil beard would be welcome, but the stunner prefers to do it himself. He has a wowser cum-shot after a little while and leaves before the trio goes back to blowing. Finally, Andreas sits in a pool chair so everyone can cum comfortably.

Kevin Cage, with a somewhat lined face that is one of the most handsome in the story, had been all pissy when Lucio went off with Eric, for reasons that are never explained, and he still looks a little put out when he finds Eric alone in the sauna. Kevin sips his wine as Eric dries off for him, finally coming over to ease the uppity beauty's edginess. Kevin sucks Eric's cock loudly, full of energy. His flickering tongue is particularly effective. His excellent blowjob nets a cum-shot from Eric, but they don't end there. They go to a more comfortable room with a bed and Kevin slices through Eric's ass. This tight little sexpot manages to fuck the much bigger Eric with great style and even some increasing speed. He goes at Eric darn hard in a missionary position and then slams him flat on the bed. Even the usually stoic Eric looks impressed. Eric then sucks off the delicious Kevin into a healthy cum-shot.

The story ends with a "to be continued" message, but how much more sex can these partying dandies take? As it is, dressing and undressing has to sap their energy! Well, clearly it doesn't. Though the guys look rather silly in their finery, they look exquisite out of it, just the way you hope they will. Men like Kevin Cage, Fredy Cost and Lucio Maverick should never wear clothing. They should only attend clothing-optional parties. Why can't you pop a pinky out holding a champagne glass and massaging a boner in the other hand?

DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Desperate Husbands," "Leather Muscles Studs," "Passions of War: Chapter 2: The Journey" and "Pig Trough"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Kevin Cage, Lucio Maverick, Eric Flower, Fredy Costa, Jay Avedon, Helmut Muller, Kim Walker, Kristoff Caine, Glen Santoro, Andreas Harris, Enrique Gardinelli, Maurico Roselli and Julio Carillo.

Directed by Csaba Borbely (aka Eugene).

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

An All Worlds Video/Blue Lagoon DVD.