Hung Bunch (VHS)

Falcon International Collection #20.

When it comes to porn flicks featuring Hungarians, I believe we can all be forgiven if it seems that there is a permanent, traveling band of "gypsies" from this country who might actually be booked by a casting agent as an ensemble group, and then used by individual directors in couplings (and the prerequisite orgy), as he sees fit. That is not a cynical observation -- just probably closer to the truth than we are likely to get about this spectacular band of big men with big cocks and beautiful faces who move from field to field, building to building and country to country under a wide variety of pseudonyms.

Falcon International has standardized this crowd somewhat, in two ways: They always get the best of the crop, and they are at least consistent in naming them. Going in, "Hung Bunch" is no better and no worse than most of the others which have come from this studio over the past several years, but has the advantage of tight editing, nice close-ups, a spectacular setting, and some obviously oversexed models. It features three of the most dependable tops from Hungary (Joe Calderon, Peter Krisztia and Nikolas Kiss) as well as three of the best bottoms from that country -- Thomas Williams, Daniel Kriley and the explosive moaner George Vidanov. Two of these men turn all the rules upside down to make this one to see.

The surprise here is that Thomas (who achieved widespread fame in Kristen Bjorn productions as Alexei Gromoff) is purely a top in this flick. The other nice achievement is the emergence of Daniel Kriley as a star, building on his recent turn in Falcon's "Naval Force" and several other supporting roles in flicks from other producers. Wonderfully, both he and George Vidanov are featured in two scenes, and it's the latter guy who gets things off to a spectacular start with one of his patented all encompassing sexual performances with the pure top Stefan Toth.

The premise here is simple. George and Daniel operate a vineyard, and they are preparing for a visit from some buyers. But George has to warm up in the main cellar with Stephan, and the heat generated is almost enough to turn the wine in the barrels to vinegar. Following a lovely cinematic introduction which focuses on ripe grapes hanging from vines, we see the broad faced, muscular, sandy-haired George sitting on a bench trying to get his tongue into Stefan's stomach by way of his mouth. This is as deliciously completed a kissing sequence as you are likely to see from Hungarians, who approach smooching and cocksucking as if a priest were watching them from behind the barn door. Fortunately in George Vidanov we have as close as we can get to an oral supremacist as there is in Budapest. He devours Stefan (a dark-haired, sloe-eyed beauty who is often window dressing in these flicks but is fully engaged here), and accompanies his lovemaking with a series of grunts and growls that intensifies throughout the scene.

We are treated in this scene to several out-of-the-ordinary snippets: Stefan seems to enjoy sucking cock, George takes Stefan deep, and then swings Stefan up over his shoulders into a standing 69. This is a mutual oral gratification move which is highlighted by some delicious close-ups of George pulling apart Stefan's pucker with his tongue, but it's followed by a hard edit which leads to George seated on Stefan's cock. As he always does, George moans and groans throughout, especially when Stefan gets him on his back, legs flung toward the Danube. Stefan cums first, but he can only hold on for dear life as George follows -- torrents of cream shooting hither and yon, mostly straight onto his own face and into his mouth, while this luscious bottom lets out ecstatic howls which literally reminded me of how Mighty Joe Young sounded when he first spotted a human woman. If this guy isn't getting plowed frequently off-screen, then I'm a monkey's uncle.

Daniel Kriley walks in on our post-coital duo to remind George that they have to prepare for the visitors, and then goes out to the fields to check on his crew. Two of them, the mighty Peter Krisztia, and the preppy Tomas Dombai, are otherwise engaged in devouring each other. Peter, who is rapidly becoming the Ken Ryker of Hungarian films -- "worship me, but don't expect me to suck your cock" -- nonetheless gives an intense, almost warm, performance here. He kisses better and longer here than I've seen in a long time, and why shouldn't he? Tomas is a very difficult dish to resist -- a shorthaired tightly built beauty with a hard, huge cock that reaches past his navel to a beautifully developed set of pecs. Adding special excitement to this scene is the fact that Peter is the only one in the movie with a tan-line -- from tight boxer shorts, something that nearly caused me to wet my own. While Tomas is trying to get Peter's dong down his throat, Daniel shows up in his Jeep, asks them what the hell they think they're doing, and then shrugs and joins in.

With an angular, adorable face, oddly shaped Roman nose, piercing small eyes, and a permanently-gelled chop-cut hairdo, Daniel has emerged along with George Vidanov as one of very few Hungarians who actually seem to be looking for cock on the screen. As hot as Peter and Tomas were together, when Daniel shows up, they all become electrified. He kisses and sucks both into a frenzy, then puts them crotch-to-crotch on their backs on a yard table and gobbles their cocks for lunch as a double-entr?e. He sucks Peter as Tomas fucks him. He fucks Tomas as he sucks Peter. Peter fucks him as he sucks Tomas. Peter fucks Tomas as he sucks Daniel. This is a three-way you won't want to miss, topped by a huge load from Peter all over Daniel's butt, one from Tomas all over Daniel's face (as close to eating cum as I've seen from these guys), and the final, smaller, one from Daniel on Tomas' leg -- but, hey, the guy was exhausted, give him a break!

We are taken to a living room next where the huge and very handsome Joe Calderon is already in the throes of deep lovemaking with the exciting, exotic Jose Ganatti. Joe is supposed to be catering the vineyard feast, but he needs a little appetizer ahead of time, and Jose's lanky body and long, straight, shiny cock is just what he needs. The episode is played out on a black leather couch, and is without question Calderon's one-on-one career achievement to date (or, at least that I've seen). He's affectionate in his kissing, voracious in his cocksucking, and totally dominant in his fucking of the younger, supple Jose, who gives Joe the rimming of a lifetime before offering his pucker open to Joe's sizeable vine. For what might be considered an interlude scene, it's romantic and hot at the same time, and it's totally believable that Joe would pick up the phone when it rings (Daniel and George are in a slight panic because Joe hasn't arrived with the food) and put it down without answering in order to finish his repast on the couch. Yummy!

The final scene features the visiting wine-buyers -- yeah, right! Strutting through the cellars in jeans and T-shirts, we have the marine prototype in Nikolas Kiss, the powerball fireplug Mihaly Tombor, and the always-beautiful (and now, buffed to the hilt) Thomas Williams following Daniel and George around like puppies. They eat a spectacular meal in the cellar, drink a lot of wine, have inane conversation, which is translated fairly well but is totally out of character with these guys, and then start to fuck. As far as Hungarian orgies are concerned, this one is very good. Most of them feature one guy being pummeled by several others, but this one is different. First, George and Mihaly take on Nikolas' monster cock. Spread on his back on the table, Nikolas can only writhe and groan in pleasure as first Mihaly, then George, try to take this pole down, but simply can't accomplish the feat. Meanwhile, on the other table, Daniel has decided that Thomas is all he ever wanted. This duo puts on quite a sideshow -- with Thomas acting as an aggressive and excited top. Say what you will about this man -- his beauty, his lovely ass, his insatiable bottom reputation -- he never impressed me with what he has between his legs. But in this scene, that normally thin, slightly average, appendage comes to life and fills with excitement with every touch from Daniel's mouth, and with every dive Thomas makes into Daniel's willing hole with his tongue, and eventually, his cock.

Because this is an orgy, Daniel winds up servicing Nikolas as well while Thomas moves across to suck Mihaly and George before the fucking begins. First Mihaly mounts George doggy-style while George is eating Thomas's cock as Thomas fondles Daniel who is spread out missionary-style on the table with Nikolas pumping away at his hole. Then George moves across to seal the deal -- Nikolas, on his back, on the table, George sits on his cock, Mihaly and Daniel worship George's body and cock from both sides of the table while Thomas pounds Daniel's ass doggy-style. It's an extended, coordinated, nicely edited scene filled with the usual gasps and moans we've come to expect from these men, who blow their loads in order as they finish off a perfect day in the country.

With all the familiarities going in, "Hung Bunch" walks a very fine line for those who have seen many of the Hungarian-based flicks of the past several years. However, thanks to beautiful cinematography, good editing, and spectacular, cum-inducing performances from both George Vidanov and especially Daniel Kriley, it's one to get, and watch with a wine glass in your hand -- after all, you shouldn't have to use a towel all the time!

A Video Review by Bo Champion [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Mihaly Tombor (a.k.a. Ivan Mrozek), George Vidanov (a.k.a. Mihaly H., Thor Brunov), Nikolas Kiss (a.k.a. Ken Russel), Daniel Kriley (a.k.a. Otto, Yuri Lucaj), Joe Calderon (a.k.a. Petre Provost), Thomas Williams (a.k.a. Alexei Gromoff, Gabor, Tito), Tomas Dombai, Peter Krisztia (a.k.a. Viktor Selvey, Milos), Jose Ganatti (a.k.a. Attila J.) and Stefan Toth (a.k.a. Zsolt K., Lorice Jackman).

Directed by Steve Kiraly.

A Falcon International Video