Heartbreak Hotel (DVD)

Both sexy and funny, director Jorg Andreas' "Heartbreak Hotel" is a tale of husband swapping that is unlikely do anything for the gay marriage fight, but its huge dicks and swirling cum-shots make it a sumptuous place to dwell.

As the credits roll, beaus Mats Riem and Peer Nagel exchange rings and marry each other, so do Felix Groth and Kai Marsden, and David Chelsea and Anthony Spell, and Tony Vella and Marco Rochelle, and then Norbert Thorm and Christophe Blanc. After the nuptials, they're off to the hotel for their honeymoons.

The first sex scene, beautifully filmed, finds lovers Felix and Kai in a field of daisies, relaxing and enjoying their honeymoon. Resting on their car, Felix gets horny, pulls down Kai's trunks, and masterfully gives him head. Kai, hard as a rock, responds by worshipping his lover's rod. Felix is a blond with a cute cowlick, and Kai is shorter with a more compact body. Kai bottoms, giving up his ass in two positions, as he is perched against the car in the aforementioned field. They are undeniably attractive and the cum is plentiful in the end.

Later, inside the hotel, bellhop Max Schneider checks in guests Peer Nagel and Mats Riem. After he checks them in, he notices that they have placed a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. The other guests have all done likewise. Max is anxious to see what is going on with the guests, so he peeks inside and sees all the men humping. Answering a call from Mats and Peer for room service, Max brings champagne. They greet him naked, on the bed, both hairless and sporting enormous dicks, especially Peer, his curvy cock massive. Max serves them champagne and can't resist groping their growing erections as he pours. Max pretty much goes to town -- slurping one, then moving to the other. Peer and Mats kiss and grind away, letting Max orally sate them. The newlyweds blow thick chunks of cum all over Max's chest from the attention he has given them, and then they decide to plow his ass. Max is ravenous here, getting on his back and lifting his legs for penetration. Peer nails him first, sucking Mats' dick as he is fucking. Then Peer and Mats change positions, Max eagerly hosting meat at both ends. The cum-shots are impressive, the trio reaching gooey orgasms again.

Later, Anthony Spell wakes up and heads downstairs where he finds Norbert Thorm smoking a cigarette. Anthony is a handsome black man with a pierced dick; Norbert is a goateed and bald he-man. There is instant chemistry between them. Seconds after sizing each other up, they have locked lips. Both men drop to their knees and fellate each other with glee. The cocksucking is fierce. Norbert's mouth does its trick: Anthony fires off a volley of cum, coating Norbert's face and lips. They move to the kitchen where Anthony bottoms, he is a robust little fuck, and Norbert's fucking is sweaty and impassioned.

In the interim, their respective mates, David Chelsea and Christophe Blanc, wake up and go looking for their husbands. When they realize that Anthony and Thorm are nowhere to be found, they have a go at it. Christophe has a bulbous penis and muscular frame; David, thickly muscular, also has a thick pud. They fuck on the stairs, Christophe topping, with some nice shots underneath. David then gets on his back, right there in the hallway, for a missionary plug. In a humorous bit, they spill their seeds just as Anthony and Thorm are finishing in the kitchen and about to climb the stairs. David's cum, jetting up his chest mid-penetration, is a keeper, and Christophe explodes what seems like a few pints of liquid. It has to be seen to be appreciated. David and Christophe rush back to bed so their lovers will think they have been sleeping.

The next morning, Tony Vella jumps out of the bed he is sharing with Marco and jumps into the shower. Also using the facilities at the same time is Felix. They stand naked before each other, lathering up, and then they flirtatiously touch each other. It's only a matter of moments before Tony is bent over taking a hard one up his rear. Tony is a gruff-looking chap with a tattoo on his arm. Tony lets Felix eat his hole, and then manhandle it with cock. Meanwhile, Christophe and Mats wind up taking a shower, too. Tony gets his ass poked silly, and then moves on, leaving Felix to play with Christophe and Mats. The three men almost attack each other's hard dicks before Mats gets primed for anal action. The sight of his ass opening as his horse dick swings below is amazing. He hunches over, takes the cock of Felix, and then opens just as much for the hose of Christophe. The fucking is barbaric, with another geyser from Christophe. Mats cums after Felix sucks him and Christophe assaults his rear.

As they square off in the shower, Marco and Kai Marsden are in the dining room awaiting their husbands, unaware that they're cheating. Seeing that they have been stood up, Marco and Kai retreat to a room. Marco's and Kai's is the most romantic scene of all, with plenty of open-mouth kisses and affectionate give-and-take blows. Kai demonstrates a second time that he is quite unrestrained in the sack. The two men also engage in a 69, producing quick money-shots. Up for a second round, Marco munches on Kai's ass, and then mounts him atop the bed in a spirited episode. Watching Kai get pounded is an aesthetically beautiful sight.

Peer finds out that Mats is a cheat. He packs his bags and bolts. No sooner has he walked down the hall and passed another door that someone reaches out -- and pulls him inside. Then we get the director's funniest joke: the sight of the men all mixed and matched with different couples exchanging rings again.

A DVD Review by Max Southern ( http://www.ManNet.com )

*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***

Starring Christophe Blanc, Mats Riem, Marco Rochelle, Tony Vella, Norbert Thorm, Peer Nagel, Anthony Spells, Felix Groth, Max Schneider, Kai Marsden and David Chelsea.

Produced by Kristen Bjorn; Directed by Jorg Andrea.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A Cazzo Films/Kristen Bjorn DVD.