Border Patrol (DVD)

If you notice nothing else about "Border Patrol," the latest odyssey from ace director Hervé Handsome, you will notice that there is not a flaw on any of the men contained in it. I don't care what your "type" is you positively have to love these guys. They are all so easy to look at, so much the actual definition of the word gorgeous that it's a true pleasure to watch them.

The men in the video are all part of some patrol on some lake somewhere in Hungary. I don't know how elite a unit they are in terms of actual patrolling because the only thing they know how to do with binoculars are stare at other patrolmen. But, since nothing harrowing seems to happen on this river anyway, let 'em fuck around, I say! First up is the dependable bodybuilder Atilla B., a massively-proportioned dark-haired man with a thick stumpy cock and a libido that never says "no." His partner is Miklos, a superbly defined muscular man. There is a lot of touching to start things off and then kissing with an unusual amount of passion. Miklos shows cock first and Atilla happily sucks the top of, and Miklos reaches for Atilla's cock, and really doesn't let go in one way or another for the rest of the scene. Atilla is most energetic and then Miklos attempts to tackle Atilla's beefy boner, stuffing as much as he can in his cheeks. Their obvious chemistry provides opportunity for a rim by Miklos, who has fortunately to deal with a deep hole and large cheeks around his face. Then he finger-fucks Atilla while also blowing him, finally fucking him. The dick never goes in very far, but both men really enjoy and there is some fun to be had listening to the boat creak in time with the truly powerful thrusts crashing their bodies together. Doggy-style works better because it's a dream of a visual to watch Atilla's ass parted for the cock.

Akos (cover model, background), a tattooed youth with a cut figure and a boyish look, uses those famed binoculars when bodybuilder Atilla K. (cover model, foreground) sneaks up behind him to rub his ass. The Atilla here is basically as massive as the other Atilla, and the fantasy of the smaller guy overtaking the larger guy comes back in full wonderful force here. They also grab and kiss a whole bunch, with frisky tongue action, and then you have to pause for the undressing. There is no better sight on this video than Atilla's muscle butt LITERALLY popping out of his Speedo suit. You get everything but the "boing" sound effect. That's how perky and muscular the ass is! Atilla is first to his knees, handling just fine the two-hander cock with which he's presented, bobbing his head up and down eagerly. Atilla's cock is much harder, though not as big, although Akos has a grand sucking time. Surprise! -- the smaller Akos fucks Atilla standing up, and since that ass has been ripe for fucking for minutes, the pleasure is all ours. Close-ups are not helpful as you see the cock not moving an inch once halfway parked in the ass, but, as with most of the scenes here, the guys aren't faking their fun or pleasure, so the viewer appreciates their style. Akos tries much harder than Atilla here, and I suspect if we watched Atilla as a top, he'd be as into it as his partner. Akos has a great puddle of cum at the end.

At the patrol's airfield, handsome-in-a-nerdish way Zsolt, with one of the tightest most drool-worthy bodies in this video, happens upon Zoltan S., a Mediterranean-looking older performer, getting blown by plucky blondish Lajos. The first shots of Zoltan are shot up his body, where his clipped hair is a truly lovely sight. Lajos sucks gingerly on the smallish thick dick with oodles of saliva, and then Zsolt walks over to get some, too. Lajos pleases both guys alternately with loads of eye contact, doing a better job on Zsolt. The blowjobs go on for a brief while before Lajos is seen sitting atop Zoltan's cock and sucking Zsolt. Lajos is a total cockwhore in this scene, never letting the non-fucking dick out of his mouth. Zoltan is a tentative fucker and Lajos' attentions are more focused on the blowjob, so the camera wisely stays there rather than with the fuck. Lajos' beautiful cock, the best of the three, finally gets some attention when Zsolt briefly sucks it while Lajos gets fucked, to give the bottom a little oral rest. The fucking gets better when Zoltan fucks Lajos during a 69 of the latter and Zsolt, always an amazing position to watch. Less meaty Zsolt finally gets his chance to fuck while Lajos blows Zoltan and this top is excellent, but Zoltan takes over for the final moments of the scene, allowing himself and Zsolt two very healthy large cum-blasts.

The deserved centerpiece of the video is a quintet by the river with five of the video's best performers and its best top and bottom. The scene starts with a boat running aground and Elemer, a mustached guy who looks vaguely Latino, and Laszlo, a brilliant-eyed hunk, go to check it out. The other three guys, blond Atilla F., who has absolutely classic features, floppy-haired Istvan, my personal favorite in this collection of personal favorites, and Peter, a short-haired lanky guy. They can't take their eyes off the asses of Elemer and Laszlo, so they start the action without them. Atilla sucks Istvan with big crashing whiplash-inducing head motions, and the cock is a perfect fit for his face. Elemer and Laszlo eventually start as well, with the latter gobbling up the former's two-toned dick and huge balls. Peter eventually brings his dick to Atilla as well. Istvan quickly sinks his penis into Atilla's waiting hole as Elemer goes to fuck Laszlo. Istvan is the stand-out performer here, thrusting with tons of energy, even without his hands at many points, and it helps that Atilla is ready and willing to take all he has. Chore-minded Atilla keeps Peter's dick firmly in his jaw. Elemer is a far more cautious top than Istvan, but he and Laszlo have so much personal chemistry that just watching them touch is hot. Istvan mercilessly continues to work Atilla's ass in the strangest more glamorous positions, so they are the pair most worth watching here. Eventually, to give Peter a chance to top, Istvan joins Laszlo and Elemer by letting that bottom suck his cock a little, still moving his hips as if he can't wait to get back to fucking. Peter makes large harsh jabs at Atilla's now-used ass and their position eventually becomes a side-by-side ride with Atilla on Peter and Lazslo on Elemer. Atilla wows 'em all with his speed and depth, and Istvan gets to plug Atilla one more glorious time before it's all over. Atilla ends with the best shot, though Laszlo's reaches up to his own chest and Elemer ends things all over Atilla's cuddly face. This scene has more energy in it than the other four combined, and the singular talents of Atilla F. and Istvan are the centerpieces of all of it.

Brawny tattooed Karoly sits reading in the doorway of an airplane, but horny and very massive Zoltan C. doesn't care. He just comes over and wordlessly starts massaging away at Karoly's cock. Karoly finally puts away the magazine and concentrates on sucking face with Zoltan for a few very rabid moments. Zoltan's dick is a luscious downward-pointer, and Karoly adopts a most unorthodox style orally here. It's hard to describe, but it's somewhere between a lick and a suck, though whatever it is, it certainly works on Zoltan. Karoly has a tight Butt of Death and you wonder how it could ever be molded apart, let alone by a dick, but the thick piece on Zoltan is just the thing to do it. The cock fits about halfway into the ass and they do spiral off some nice energy crashing together. It's at this point that tall lean Ferenc, a somewhat hairy guy who could have easily just have left his gig on a runway somewhere, bounces over to watch. He never joins the action, but since his cock is the thickest prettiest one of the three, just watching him jack it off is a treat, his pecs dancing with every arm movement. The camera spends a lot of time on Ferenc, which is admirable considering he's solo in the scene. Zoltan eventually continues to fuck Karoly on the wing of the plane, and this works infinitely better, both because of creativity and also because Karoly's ass opens much wider in this position. Karoly then rides on Zoltan in the grass, with a lot of spirit. Karoly finishes by sucking a big blotter out of Zoltan before reeling off a humdinger of his own, and then Ferenc has the last word with a magnificent spill all over the wing of the plane.

Special DVD features: Digitally remastered, slide-show gallery, behind-the-scenes footage, stereo sound and full-motion chapter index.

A Video Review by Brent Blue [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Akos G., Attila B. (a.k.a. John Meredek, Mihaly Tombor, Ivan Mrozek), Attila Ferenczi (a.k.a. Fred Fele, Ferenc, Mike Huston, Giovanni Floretti), Attila Kialt (a.k.a. Fernando Nielson), Elemer R., Ferenc U., Istvan S. (a.k.a. Martin Hubai, Leslie Manzel), Karoly H., Lajos D., Laszlo V., Mikos O., Peter T., Zoltan C., Zoltan S. and Zsolt K. (a.k.a. Stefan Toth, Lorice Jackman).

Directed by Herve Handsome.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A High Octane DVD.