Big, Bigger, Best (DVD) Precondom

Precondom.

The 1994 copyright notwithstanding, this is a compilation tape of salvaged footage from 1980s, which is readily apparent in the opener which features some buff dudes doing it al fresco. The late porn legend and politico Scott O'Hara takes a turn, along with a very young Jim Bentley, but it's big and hairy Chad Johnson who steals the show, putting his muscular pounds to good use screwing O'Hara silly.

The video features: Oral sex; Rimming/ass-eating; Anal sex; Beer; Bodybuilders; Cumshots/spectacular/notable; Hairy guys; Historic; Intergenerational/older guys with younger guys; Outdoor sex; Solos; Untrimmed guys/bushes; some Classic Barebacking/No Condoms.

Things kick off poolside, with a couple of guys sucking dick to the strains of a disco-era soundtrack, which runs under some great live-action audio with lots of in-your-ear moaning and groaning. This is early video, with natural, untanned guys, one of whom has lanky dark blond hair counter pointing his buddy's butch flat top. The clean cut model undertakes some ace fingering of the other guy's butthole which would be right at home in a Chi Chi LaRue vid, then screws him bareback while his tight balls rub up against the pucker, all nicely captured in undershots. With plenty of kissing, the bottom works up a sexy sheen of sweat as he takes it doggy-style, and ends up cumming into a towel while he rides dick.

In the next scene, a thin dark haired guy sits on a desk and thumbs a magazine while he strokes himself through red bikini underwear. Slowly, an eerie tubular bells type soundtrack builds, and the camera zooms in on his erection after he tucks his undies under his ball bag. Then big and hairy muscle dude Chad Johnson appears, sporting striped square cut spandex trunks, and he goes down on his knees and starts slurping the jack officer's cock. Again, this is very early videotape, and Chad gets spit all over his face while he suctions the dick, then the models swap and Chad beats his boyish partner in the face with his big hard on before he inserts it and face fucks him, resulting in some awesome spit stringers between lips and dickhead before the big man bends the guy over the table and fucks him.

Chad is a dead ringer for Knight Riding David Hasselhoff, here, with a mane of curly locks, and he also shows off some nice pit hair while the synth soundtrack swirls in the background. With good undershots on the barebacking from below and a copious cum shot from Johnson, this one is punctuated by a decidedly un-safe reinsertion of Chad's cummy dickhead into the bottom guys asshole after he blows his load.

The next sequence takes place on a boat, where a youthful brunet is sunbathing on deck and giving his dong an overhand jerk till a manly shipmate with a flat top and stache starts massaging him and sucking his dick. The young guy even positions himself up on the mast for some blowjob action, then lies down again to receive oral service from the older guy who has his package tied up in leather. Eventually, they retreat below deck where the younger guy positions himself for doggy fucking, which is performed with an old skool, opaque condom on the dong – “oh man!” the top dude exclaims as he slides it in, then drills away to the strains of a lonely, wailing sax on the audio.

Things turn nasty next, where hirsute Pierce Daniels is pouring beer all over his buddy, down his asscrack before sliding his dick in bareback. The camera zooms right up into the crotch here, documenting hairy ass and balls as these guys mate, but it doesn't last long before Pierce squirts a long stream up his bottom's back.

A short scene featuring blond Jim Bentley winds things up. Jim is paired with a balding dude here, and he gets blown for a minute before tossing his fuzzy legs in the air and getting penetrated.

Overall, this compilation succeeds in hitting the erotic mark – fans of Chad Johnson will want to check out his hairy muscle bod fucking raw in the second scene, for example – and despite a cast of mostly unknowns, the dicks are hard throughout, with plenty of flying cum and bareback penetration to satisfy fans of early-80s flicks.

Starring Cory Monroe, Scott O'Hara, Jim Bentley (Jim Benson), Lou Cass, Jack Lofton, Pierce Daniels and Chad Johnson.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A Le Salon/Kosmos Production DVD.