Bear Boned (DVD)

"Bear Boned" is tailor made for those of us who like a little extra meat on our men ( http://BearHistory.com ), and who also actually enjoy picking hairs out of our teeth after sex, even if a few of them are gray. Make that especially if a few of them are gray. A clever opening sets up the plot. Andy Dill is just looking to get a little action -- and he starts by calling blond power-bottom Riley Porter. Riley, though, can't be bothered. He's got Mario Ortiz in mind.

And with Mario's macho good looks, his beefy body, and his totally slurpilicious uncut dick, Riley knows he's got more than enough man waiting for him. Even though Mario's dick looks to be more than enough to satisfy even the horniest bottom, his long, pointed tongue, as it's sliding in and out of Riley's asshole, looks equally able. Riley's ass, primed by the long rim he's gotten, opens up easily to take all of Mario's thick endowment, and Mario thrusts into him doggy, with Riley up on all-fours. Mario pulls out and strokes off a huge load of cum that lands on Riley's tanned ass. Riley's load, which he coaxes out of the head of his dick as Mario slams a thick dildo into him, is no less impressive.

Two serious bears, Clint Taylor and Wylie Edwards, Mr. San Diego Bear 2002 ( http://BearsSD.org ), are up next. Chewing big, beefy man booty occupies much of the scene at its outset, with Wylie tearing up Clint's hairy hole with his mouth and tongue. Wylie dumps a load on the rug while jerking off, the taste of Clint's hole still on his tongue, and then he goes totally oral on Clint's dick. Clint goads him with moans and excellent verbal encouragement, and then blasts off, totally infusing Wylie's mouth, goatee, and lips with a huge load of white stuff. The smell of semen must have lingered in Wylie's nostrils for days.

Poor Andy is still on the hunt for a fuck buddy. This time, he tries to call Steve "TitPig" Hurley, but unfortunately for Andy, as Hurley says, he's already getting his dick sucked -- by muscle daddy Damien. Steve plays with his legendary nipples as Damien works over his dick, which is tightly surrounded by a huge metal cockring. Damien's handlebar mustache looks great draped over Steve's meat. I loved Steve's gruff commentary as he gets his dick sucked. Steve takes his time fucking Damien's hairy asshole, sliding in and out of him deliberately and then pushing all the way back in. Damien's bluer-than-blue eyes roll back in his head from the treatment Steve is giving his asshole. Steve's load drips all over Damien's well-defined, hairy chest, and then Damien's cum gushes out over the head of his dick, dripping down the side of his hand.

Andy still can't catch a break. Now his roommate and his playmate (hunky dudes Dillon Press and Jacob Scott) are fucking each other senseless in the very next room. To be more precise, they're giving an onscreen lesson in ball worship, laving each other's orbs so lovingly in between bouts of cocksucking that you'd think they were covered in honey. Jacob shoots first, all over Dillon's shaved head, then Dillon stands and Jacob sucks his cock, as the camera gets a shot of Dillon's beautiful, puckered asshole. Jacob, up on all-fours, gets his buff butt pierced by Dillon's lengthy dick, and Dillon leaves gobs of white stuff on Jacob's ass when he shoots his load.

Andy finally gets some action, in the form of young cutie Mario Cruz. Mario's tight, nearly hairless body makes a nice contrast with Andy's rugged, hirsute physique. Mario spends a lot of time giving Andy a great blow and ball-licking, and then Andy greedily sucks Mario's uncut meat, making the young stud hard as a rock. Andy bends over and Mario slams his hard cock inside, fucking the older man as he moans loudly. Mario's big, low-hanging nuts bounce as he slides inside Andy's hairy hole. The camera gets some great shots of Mario's dick invading Andy's furry hole, and of Mario jerking Andy's dick as he fucks him. They end with two huge cum-shots: Mario squeezes out a major load from his foreskin-covered cock, some of which lands on Andy's dick, and Andy uses Mario's cum as lube, jerking off to a big, spurting climax.

Big loads. Masculine hairy men. And hot sex. A winner from director Brad Austin.

DVD features: Chapter selections; cum-shots index; slide-show galleries; bonus scenes (a four-way from "Thrill Me!," directed by Josh Eliot, with Jared Wright, Hank Hightower, Mike Vespa and Joshua Scott; and a duo with Eric Evans and Mike Vespa); trailers; and no regional coding.

A DVD Review by Martin Cox ( http://www.ManNet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Mario Ortiz, Riley Porter, Wylie Edwards, Clint Taylor, Steve Hurley, Damien, Dillon Press, Jacob Scott, Mario Cruz and Andy Dill.

Directed by Brad Austin.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A Catalina DVD.