Fuck Friends (DVD)

Filled with frisky Canadians who have long figured out what to do during the bleak winters, "Fuck Friends," the story of three roommates with incredible sex drives, is another cheeky winner from the folks at Priape.

The opening narration tells us that of the three roommates (spoken in French, subtitled in English), two of them are openly gay, while one considers himself straight. Well, that all changes in the opening scene. Xavier comes home from skating and finds Martin in the shower, sans curtain, naturally. Now, Martin is the purported straight roommate, so he protests Xavier taking off his clothes in the bathroom, but when Xavier reaches for his dick and starts sucking it, all of Martin's reason falls aside. Martin has a beautiful dick with a light-colored bulbous head that Xavier delights very well. Martin tries Xavier's dick, very sweetly at first and then very eagerly. Both of them are normal-looking guys who enjoy sucking cock and their pure enjoyment is contagious. Jonathan shows up and notes wryly that he didn't know he was living with a couple, so they shut him up by feeding him both of their dicks, which Jonathan expertly swallows together. Jonathan is thin but exceedingly muscled and talented.

What is most impressive about the scene is the realism of three average guys having plain old humpy sex. There are no frills here. In fact, the bathroom in which they are performing is so small; there is barely room for the camera. Rather than be a nuisance, director Stanlé Lubrik's (I know, I know) camera feels like a fourth attendee, he is so close to the sex. Limbs often get in the way, but it's fun to watch, more intense that way. Martin is the only one to fuck and he whams it into Jonathan with the skill of one who has either practiced or done a whole lot of dreaming. Martin also has the best cum-shot; the other two shoot while sucking each other's tongues.

The three roommates sit down for a game of cards, but that quickly leads to personal sex stories. Xavier starts with everyone's favorite fantasy, sex with the delivery guys. Xavier works in a space even more cramped than he lives, piled with boxes. Muscular delivery hunks Hugo Milo and Breck Stewart arrive with more boxes and stay to watch tight-assed Xavier arrange them with the other boxes. Hugo is obviously interested, evident by the kind of crotch-grabbing that isn't self-adjustment. Finally, he reaches for Xavier's ass to show the shine he has taken and everyone strips quickly. It's mustached, balding, very sexy Hugo who first has the oral chores and he's a damn fine deep-throater. Again, the small space leads to some very interesting positions, peaking in a 69 with both Hugo and Breck shoving their 14-foot tongues up Xavier's ass together. There is a ton of excellent kissing and licking (trust me, you've never seen three such huge tongues) before Hugo can't stand it anymore and must invade Xavier's plucky ass. He is full of deep thrusts and volatile energy, but he and Xavier don't seem all that comfortable throughout. Breck, meanwhile, doesn't get to invade the ass, but he's there ready with his dick for the copious cum-shots at the end.

Jonathan, perhaps the "loosest" of the trio, has a far randier story. He is told to meet a blind date at the date's house and when he gets there, no one appears. So, he does the only thing a stranger can do in an empty house, he starts to touch himself, guessing he's being watched. He eventually wanders into the bathroom where he finds Simon Lascar in the bathtub. These two are an incredibly hot couple, the most sexually charged pair in the video. Jonathan starts the episode with a deep rim in Simon's muscled ass and then lets Simon do the same. It's here that we find out Jonathan was right, he was being watched, by a burly man in a Montreal police uniform with nipple clamps, ball weights and various other adornments you don't expect on a first date. He also has one of the biggest dicks in Canada from the looks of it. He jacks off while Jonathan and Simon continue with some excellent blowjobs before Simon shoves a large, very veiny dildo up Jonathan's ass. The huge dildo is a nice opening up for Simon's fuck, which is shot very well. The jackrabbit anal pounding gets Toma, the watcher, all excited and he explodes with yelps deserving of medical attention. Jonathan and Simon collect their money on the way out and there are now two more happy customers to have seen Jonathan's wonderful abilities. What is best about this scene is the epic scope of it. Everything from ball weights to dildos are used, and the three guys involved show the range from toned just-past-twinks to older bear-ish types.

At a huge Québecois festival, we learn Martin's story. He meets a guy there and invites him to his cabin in the middle of some tundra, just as friends, he tells his roommates. Martin goes to take a nap in tight long underwear and his guest, Nicholas de Beaumont, wonders how he can get fortysomethings other than winks out of this nap. An opportunity is revealed to lip-smacking Nicholas when he finds Martin tends to sleep with a full hardon. So, he goes to it and Martin doesn't seem to mind. This scene has less carnal comfort than the others, and though both Martin and Nicholas participate in the oral action equally, it's evident that Martin is far more anally-minded. He fucks actively in Nicholas' sexy hairy ass quickly before getting off another fantastic cum-shot. Nicholas has a full one as well, wonderfully caught on tape by a camera just inches away from it.

The roommates go to live happily ever after once their stories are told. The gay ones work at a bar downstairs and the narrators tells us that often the parties of the bar start upstairs in their apartment. One night, the two of them are fooling around and using a fog machine for effect. Their oral stunt work on each other is grand, and you expect that after having seen them each as the sexual hero of a previous scene, but their sucks and blows are interrupted by firemen coming to check out the "smoke." Actually, they aren't interrupted, for they don't even bother to look up when the beefy studs come cascading in. The fire hunks find the fog machine and, contented there is no emergency, join the action. Bruno Sinclair, sporting a handsome devilish goatee, is a total stud, and Josh McCabe has the video's best chest. Each of them pairs with a roommate and goes to town. Did I mention that Josh and Bruno have big, fat dicks? Well, they do and each gay roommate eagerly takes a fire hose? I mean fireman in mouth incredibly well. Actually, Bruno and Josh, for all of their strapping posing, are also fine suckers. The rimming is heated as well and then the fucking starts after a brief, but very hot, four-way kissing interlude. In a nice twist, it's not both hung firemen who bottom. Only one of them does. That's also nice because up to now both of these roommates had only bottomed. It's a great way to use models in multiple scenes without boredom setting in. The fucking doesn't last very long and then there are fine cum-shots from all. The video ends with one of those gay-bar-only performance pieces (two guys in leather and weird headpieces aping sex while some guy sings something guttural) and the roommates enjoying the festive bar. This puts a smile on your face, but I have a feeling one will already be there. The guys in this video are given to providing tons of enjoyment. Their frisky natures prove that you don't have to have massive pecs to have sexual fun.

"Fuck Friends" is a contradictory video. It seems to have a modest budget, yet it has grand reach and very creative scope. Fortunately, the latter triumphs and this little French Canadian video is an adorable little gem.

Special DVD features: Digitally remastered; a slide-show gallery (hardcore and glamour shots of the cast members); stereo sound; full-motion chapter index, English subtitles (can be turned on or off via menu), a bonus oral scene (featuring two unidentified men), a lengthy trailer for "Alex & Bruno” (also from Priape) and no regional coding (playable worldwide on DVD-ROM, DVD entertainment systems or DVD game players, e.g. XBox and PlayStation).

A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue [ http://www.ManNet.com ]

*** Recommended ***

Starring Jonathan Beaulieu, Martin Damours, Xavier Gauthier, Hugo Milo, Josh McCabe, Bruno Sinclair, Toma Becker, Simon Lascar, Breck Stewart and Nicholas De Beaumont.

Directed by Stanle Lubrik.

A Priape Video / IMD DVD.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.