Sure Thing (DVD)

With Sure Thing, director Steven Scarborough brings us a fully satisfying porno based on letters sent to Hot House by some of its more adventurous fans. Serving as a host and narrator, Sam Crockett reads four personal confessions from Hot House porn fans and even tells a story of his own. Thus, the porno is given an acceptable and cohesive plot which doesn't interfere with the pure, hot porno that viewers crave.

Sam opens the first scene by reading a letter from R.H. Arden of Des Moine, Iowa. R.H. relates a story about how he once decided to take a little time off from work to do a little fishing. But, of course, he had no intention of fishing for bass or using worms for bait.

As the scene opens, we see Cliff Parker using a fishing pole with a twenty dollar bill on the end of the line to lead a gullible Dax Kelly right to him. Once he's caught, Dax drops immediately to his knees and starts sucking down Cliff's cock, which is dramatically adorned with a tight leather ball stretcher. While the whole fishing scene is improbable, the vision of masculine and hairy Cliff Parker giving it to smooth, blond and very tough-looking Dax Kelly is worth putting up with any scenario, no matter how unlikely.

The pair move their sex upstairs, and Cliff takes the earliest opportunity to get some of Dax's hot cock in his mouth. After working his butt with a finger, Cliff shoves his cock into Dax's tempting ass right on top of a flight of stairs. In one ultimately sexy move, Dax pulls off of Cliff's cock, rips the condom off of it, and wraps his mouth around the throbbing member, giving Cliff one hell of a latex-tasting blowjob. Cliff goes back to the stairs, and Dax straddles him and sits back on his cock. One thing he have to say about Dax is that he is an amazing bottom. We really appreciate it when the bottom enjoys the feeling of a cock up his ass enough to stay hard through the entire scene. And, Dax gives this to us, swinging his hard cock in circles as his bounces up and down on Cliff's solid dick. We loved the way Cliff fucks, as well. He takes his time, fucking slowly but not gently-rough but not rushed. In his own sweet time, Cliff finishes the job by fucking Dax on his back with his legs in the air. The two men give us a pair of really hot cumshots and the scene ends with Dax still wanting the twenty dollars.

The second letter and second scene involves two guys who work together: rugged daddy Patrick O'Rourke and nasty fuckpuppy Kyle McKenna. As the two men work closely together in a small office, Kyle begins to annoy Patrick, making unnecessary noise by taping his fingers or playing with a spoon. Despite several warnings, Kyle keeps it up. We're inclined to think that Kyle does it on purpose, but that's only because we know what kind of sex he likes. Intended or not, Kyle eventually forces an interesting reaction out of Patrick. Apparently, when Patrick gets mad, he gets extremely dominating and horny. Kyle clearly has no problem with that as he's forced down to his knees, apologizing all the way. Kyle gives Patrick some great head, but it isn't enough to appease the angry stud. He starts spanking and rimming poor Kyle's ass, and by the time Patrick finally gets around to slamming his cock up inside Kyle, Kyle's buttcheeks are a nice, glowing red. As a final punishment, Patrick gives Kyle a hard, powerful fucking on top of Kyle's desk. Kyle, of course, looks amazing as Patrick's menacing cock pounds inside his ass. Patrick rams and pounds-his hips making awesome slapping sounds on the back of Kyle's thighs-until the two of them blow their hot, steaming loads all over the place.

The third letter is by a guy (played by the stunning Kurt Stefano) who lets curiosity get the best of him and gets caught going through his roommate's drawers. Kurt starts off by searching his roommate's room until he finds a magazine that his roommate beats off to. The pictures start getting Kurt all hot and bothered, so he strips down to nothing and starts jacking off while lying back on his roommate's bed. Kurt's masturbation is slow, graceful, and somewhat romantic, with gentle movements and slow fades between different angles and position. After Kurt orgasms, he falls asleep and doesn't wake up until his roommate comes home. Kurt hides under the bed just as Shane Rockland and his boyfriend Bruce Matthews walk in. Shane and Bruce strip and then wrestle on the bed. Shane just keeps looking better and better each time we see him. As the third and youngest of the real Rockland brothers, Shane is making quite a mark for himself in the porno industry. Anyway, just as things start getting steamy, Bruce discovers Kurt hiding right beneath them. They pull him out, and soon, he becomes part of their hot sexual festivities. The resulting three-way involves a lot of cocksucking and ass-eating, but when the three guys get down to the butt-play and the ass-fucking, Kurt ends up being the one on the bottom, servicing the complete needs of the two hunky boyfriends. All three of them look great as Shane and Bruce fuck Kurt at both ends, but we really liked it when Bruce held Kurt legs, raising his ass vertically so that Shane could thrust downward into Kurt's seductive hole.

Finally, Sam gets to tell his own story: a sexy tale about a certain day Sam enjoyed while working in San Francisco. While spending a quiet day at the docks, Sam spots a hunky jogger (Eastern European pornstar Akos Matayos). Fortunately, Akos trips and sprains his ankle, giving Sam the opportunity to be of assistance. Sam takes the crippled jogger home and bandages up his foot, but it isn't long before Sam has Akos' cock in his mouth. They suck each other off until Sam cums, and then Sam gently lifts up Akos' legs and fucks him roughly. They look incredible as they bounce up and down on the couch as Sam jackhammers his cock deep into Akos' guts. It's amazing, wild and wonderfully out of control, and the two men keep it up until cum covers their bodies.

After four extremely intense scenes, a lot is expected from the final vignette, but famous Kristan Bjorn and Pierre et Gille model Mark Anthony and fresh looking Jim West have no problem keeping up with the pace set by the actors who preceded them. While rushing between appointments, Jim stops off to pick up his car, which he definitely needs finished in order to maintain his schedule. Mark, on the other hand, is in no hurry, asking Jim to wait while his finishes his detailing job. While Jim waits, he gets turned on watching Mark do his thing on the other side of a large window, and soon, Jim has his dick in hand, stroking it while Mark works on the car. When Mark notices what's going on, he steps up to the glass plane and starts stroking himself while licking the glass that separates him from Jim's bulky cock.

Mark joins Jim in the waiting room and quickly goes down on his cock. Jim's cock is incredible, looking like a large horn as it curves upward. Mark lies him back and straddles his waist, sitting down on that large horn until it fills his insides. Jim then bends Mark over and continues to fuck him until Mark cums all over the floor. But, Jim isn't done, and he positions Mark on his back and fucks him raw until cum explodes from his cock and covers Mark's entire torso, clearly impressing both Mark and us with his substantial load.

If you're looking for top-notch porno, Sure Thing is exactly what it's title suggests. There isn't a single bad scene or undesirable man in this entire video. It's uncomplicated without being insulting, and it delivers nothing but the most incredible sex. It's been said that talent makes or breaks a porno. Well, Sure Thing is packed with some of the best men in porno. It's definitely one video that you'll want to own.