Uncut Memories (DVD)

Grab a towel...'cause you're gonna get wet!

These 12 young, hot and well endowed Eastern European bodybuilders will have you dripping wet in no time at all!! Indoors or outdoors, they'll please you as well as each other.

Unlike the melodramatic mood of The Way We Were, the Streisand-Redford classic, Uncut Memories has plenty of happy-go-lucky cocksucking and fucking. What they do have in common is the tried-and-true flashback device. You know the scenario: A group of friends in this case, hunky Eastern Europeans sitting around reminiscing about this or that sexual conquest (plus the titular double-entendre of uncut cock and uncut tell-all). Having said that, though, director Herve Handsome experiments with the successful formula by adding another porn standard to the mix -an orgy-gangbang finale.

The first sex scene, in a barn, features Sandor K. (pretty, tall, smooth, 7-incher) and Attila D. (handsome, tall, light chest hair, 8-incher). Attila and Sandor begin with some deep kissing amid horses and other barnyard animals then Sandor drops to his knees in the hay and blows Attila (strict top throughout) who then fucks Sandor in various positions sit-fuck, scissor-style, bent-over?and then Sandor sucks Attila off and then jacks himself off. (This scene precedes the memories set-up, so it isn?t clear, plot-wise, where this encounter fits in with the main storyline.)

The balance of the sex scenes are introduced by various smiling young men sitting in a brightly lit living room decorated with a bright yellow leather sofa and loveseat. Their voices are muted, so we are treated to their smiling faces and can see that they are talking but we only hear music. No subtitles. Just music. Not that we need to hear their dialogue, the sex here speaks for itself.

Next, as introduced by Gabor M., an outdoor barnyard scene, features Gabor M. (of Kristen Bjorn and Falcon International fame-cute, hunky, slim 6-incher), Csaba T. (gorgeous, macho, very muscular, big pecs, thick 9-incher) and Csaba K. (pretty, slim, dirty blond, 7-incher). They grope each other for a few before Gabor goes to work on Csaba-and-Csaba. He licks and slurps on their cocks and then takes a hearty sit-fuck from Csaba K. while sucking Csaba T. Csaba T. then blows his load on Gabor?s chinny-chin-chin and then shoves a scissor- and doggy-style fuck into him. All three yank out substantial loads to end their day in the sun.

In a woodshed, Attila J. (of Falcon International fame handsome, tall, V-shaped, 8-incher) and Sandor S. (pretty, dirty blond, very fair, thick 9-incher) get down to business. Attila sucks Sandor (strict top throughout) with gusto before taking a multi-position fuck bent-over, sit-fuck and doggy-style. Attila cums while being drilled doggy and Sandor soon follows with his own devil-may-care gusher.

In a gym, Imre T. (handsome, macho, tall, V-shaped, large shoulder tattoo, 8-incher) and Attila B. (super gorgeous, bodybuilder, dirty blond, beer-bottle 8-incher) are trading glances as they bend, stretch and cruise. Attila a real stunner is wearing a tight blue singlet that will be a real turn-on for anyone who gets off seeing that sort of thing (that would be me). By the way, Imre is certainly nothing to sneeze at either he looks like a French supermodel. Soon enough, Imre is blowing Attila for all he?s worth, but has some difficulty getting the entire cock in his jaws, but he eventually succeeds. Then, surprisingly, Imre finger-fucks Attila?s tight muscle butt and then fucks him doggy-style on a weight bench, missionary-style on the green-carpeted floor and then a rousing sit-fuck, too. Attila sucks Imre off to climax and then jerks himself off. This is truly an astonishing scene.

On a chaise lounge poolside, Attila S. (of Kristen Bjorn fame handsome, bodybuilder, macho, brunet, fair, slim 6-incher) and Mihaly H. (of Falcon International fame gorgeous, tall, muscular, furry chest, curly hair, 7-incher) rub and grope each other before Attila lunges for Mihaly?s cock and sucks ever so aggressively (Attila looks better than ever here he?s very vascular with perhaps 0% body fat). Mihaly skillfully returns the favor. Mihaly then pulls out a condom and some lube and dresses Attila?s cock. He then hops on for a sit-fuck, a missionary-style plowing and finally a doggy-fuck from his muscle-bound partner. Mihaly sucks Attila to climax and then jerks himself off. Splish! Splash!

In the orgy-gangbang finale features Gabor M. (from the barnyard scene), Istvan K. (of Falcon International fame handsome, medium build, brunet, 7-incher), Imre T. (from the gym scene), Mihaly H. (from the pool scene) and Attila J. (from the woodshed scene). The storytellers wrap up their kiss-and-tell session with a show-and-tell blowout. Gabor and Istvan trade blows and a flip-flop on the loveseat as Imre, Attila and Mihaly trade blows on the big yellow leather sofa. Attila gives Mihaly a scissor-fuck, Imre gives Mihaly a sit-fuck and then the group gangbangs Attila. Ultimately, the men gather around the big yellow sofa to shoot off gusher after gusher to create yet another uncut memory.

At the end of it all, Uncut Memories is a extraordinary effort from director Herve Handsome with a bang-up fusion of Eastern European veterans, a couple of sexy newcomers and the introduction of a fabulous new model Attila B. (the bodybuilder from the gym scene). The DVD version also includes a slide-show gallery (glamour and action shots) and easy-to-navigate chaptering.

While tears are optional here, anyone who likes ?em gorgeous, built and uncut will be destined to have misty watercolor and horny memories of the way they were.

A Video and DVD Review by Butch Harris [ ButchHarris@ManNet.com ]

*** Highly Recommended ***

Starring Sandor S., Attila Szabo. a.k.a. Csaba Zsiros a.k.a. Marko Pacyna, Csaba Toth, Imre T., Mihaly H. a.k.a. George Vidanov, Attila D., Casaba K., Attila Juhasz. a.k.a. Jose Ganatti, Attila B., Gabor M. a.k.a. Thomas Williams a.k.a. Alexei Gromoff, Istvan Kiss a.k.a. John Valko, and Sandor K.

Directed by Herve Handsome.

DVD features include Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Jump to Your Favorite Scenes; DVD-ROM Compatible; No Regional Coding for World Wide Playback.

A High Octane DVD.